Drop The World
FuckYeahQuestions!
Dylan, age 19. Not a clue and too many cares.
I live for music, I thrive off conflict, and as long as there's something to smoke or drink on hand, I'm close enough to content. Now drop the fucking bass.
I live for music, I thrive off conflict, and as long as there's something to smoke or drink on hand, I'm close enough to content. Now drop the fucking bass.
Goddammit Phil.
Always reblog this because DAMMIT PHIL
Never forget.
Way to drop the ball big time, Phil.
there were raptors all up in the kitchen, Phil! THE GODDAMN KITCHEN!!
(via gothiclibrarian)
At 120 degrees, it was so hot in Australia that Koalas were asking people for water, something that’s never been seen before.
One Koala entered someone’s house, looking for water and shade, and here’s what happened when the owner gave him something to drink.
LET ME HOLD ALL OF THEM
(Source: kyos-cock, via mouth-full-of-ashes)
Me: How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Mom: He’s black
Me:
Mom:
Me:
Mom:
Me: You look for fresh prints, but oh my Godvia laugh-addict
(Source: daisyfarty, via gothiclibrarian)
| (I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.) | |
| Me: | “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!” |
| (The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.) | |
| Mother: | “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?” |
| Boy: | “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.” |
| Mother: | “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?” |
| Boy: | “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.” |
| (The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.) | |
| Boy: | *sips* “Gotham is safe.” |
My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard this.
| Mom: | GO TO YOUR ROOM |
| Brother: | that's not fair |
| Mom: | DO AS I SAY. |
| Brother: | You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!! |
| Mom: | Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings. |
| Me: | I CAN HEAR YOU. |
—Meanwhile, On Route 15…—
Have you ever thought about how annoying this could be to them?
So, once again my friend of mine gave me the inspiration.
(via 1905-not-1917)
